Go to urban dictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you…

1) Your name?
Kayla

A beautiful female who is slightly goofy and really crazy in all areas of her life; never forgotten and always lovable.

The defition of Kayla has changed dramatically over time to rest at the above definition. The word "Kayla" is actually derived from a Greek mythology female deity who would prey on innocent men in the way of a dinner whore. The deity had one fatal weakness: a hysterical male deity by the name of Ross who only had to speak her name to suppress Kayla's alluring powers.

2) Your age?
15
As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. In blackjack, a player says "hit" if he wants another card. Trying not to go over 21, 15 can be a bad hand, because the blackjack player isn't sure if he wants to hit or not.
3) A friend?
ummm....Sara?
Subject of a Bob Dylan Song; related to the name sarah, Hebrew for princess; all who posess the name have a tendancy to correct all misspelling when in regards to themselves, or call themselves "Sara-no-h".
4) what you should be doing?

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.


5) Month of birthday?
December
The month in which the hottest women are born.

6) Last person you texted?
James
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

7) Favorite sport?
swimming
a way to stop from drowning

8) Your last name?
Krupp

Derived from the word "corrupt." Can be used to describe anything wack or a wack person
9) Favorite Fruit

10) phobia?
acrophobia (fear of heights)
Fear of heights


11) Favorite candy?
bubble gum

A well-known strain of marijuana. Looks like any old frosty nugs, save it's smell- which is very sweet w/ a slight hint of lemon and pine. Tastes almost exactly like bubble gum, hence the name. Very strong, also has a nicely balanced high; it's relaxing but sociable, cerebral but not paranoid, nice body buzz but no couchlock, pretty much just a euphoric, easy high. Usually is pretty expensive but well worth it.


12) Stretch out your left arm; what do you touch?
cell phone
A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common "boom box".